Customer service hotline:
Q. Why is my Democrat voting for Trump?
This most likely the result of operating your Democrat in a hostile environment or in excess of the rated maximum political temperature. This is particularly applicable to older models. It may also be a manufacturing defect. If you have a Democrat voting for Trump, take the Democrat out of service immediately and visit the DNC website for a return label. Do not open the Democrat or attempt to repair it yourself. Repairs should only be made by a qualified mental health professional.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you, and we thank you for voting Democrat. We appreciate your continuing support in the future.